To Kill An Armchair Husband, A Dark Comedy
Posted on Monday, July 27, 2015
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"There's
no such thing as changing a husband. In my experience, a woman either
lives with her man and deals with the good, the bad, and the ugly, or
she divorces him. If neither option is viable, she must come up with a
different plan."
Once upon a time there lived a happy and satisfied wife, named Charlene.
Her husband Billy was the perfect prince: kind, loving, and very lusty.
But then one day, POOF! He morphed into a big, old lump. To make
matters worse, he started torrid affairs with three sexy mistresses; a
leather armchair, a big screen TV, and ESPN.
Charlie is heartbroken and growing angrier by the minute. She's tried
everything but her husband refuses to change back. What's a wife to do?
Divorce won't cut it, too messy and expensive. Besides, how will she
ever get him out of the arms of THAT chair?
Only one drastic option remains...Murder.
But's she's having a little trouble...Billy just won't die.
"Hysterical! This is a dark comedy with so much heart. To Kill An
Armchair Husband is a beach read you'll want to enjoy over and over
again; it'll make you laugh your face off and warm your heart." CL
Coons, Author of Collide
"To Kill An Armchair Husband is an uproariously funny and surprisingly
poignant glimpse into one woman's attempt to resolve a vexing dilemma."
Audrey RL Wyatt, Author of Poles Apart
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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BKRQU7E